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Articles: Humour | Sardar again
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k.
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
how much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!
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2 Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend 'u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office....
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, 'chal', it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, 'chal' , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, 'chal....' Finally he wrote the conclusion...
.... 'after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......'
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