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Articles: Humour | Santa Answers Medical Terminology
- Prof. venkata ramanamurty mallajosyula
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Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor?
Needless to say he never made it. You know why?
These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.:
1.Antibody - against everyone
2.Artery - The study of the paintings.
3.Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.
4.Caesarean section - a district in Rome.
5.Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.
6.Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.
7.Chronic - neck of a crow.
8.Coma - punctuation mark.
9.Cortisone - area around local court.
10.Cyst - short for sister.
11.Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.
12.Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.
13.Dislocation - in this place,
14.Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.
15.Enema - not a friend.
16.Fake labor - pretending to work.
17.Genes - blue denim.
18.Hernia - she is close by.
19.Otent - distinguished/ well known.
20.Labor pain - hurt at work.
21.Lactose - people without toes.
22.Lymph - walk unsteadily.
23.Microbes - small dressing gown.
24.Obesity - city of Obe.
25.Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.
26.Proteins - in favor of teens.
27.Pulse - grain.
28.Pus - small cat.
29.Red blood count - Dracula.
30.Secretion - hiding anything.
31.Tablet - small table.
32.Ultrasound - radical noise.
33.Urine - opposite of you're out.
34.Varicose - very close.
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