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Articles: Time Pass | What is a (P + i J)?
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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What ' z a PJ ?
Obviously 'a poor joke'
Whatz a (P + i J)?
- A 'complex poor joke'
Why don't people laugh on a 'complex poor joke' ?
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- more boss....
- Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary.
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Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How?
Think...........try it
Yes you can................
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> A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald??? How???
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> .Automatically ( Auto-Mein-Takli).....:)-
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> Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,
> RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when
> all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa
> stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri
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> Ek Aur PJ Isse kehte hain.........
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> Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai.
> lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai.
> so he goes to the canteen.
> canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai. jaise hi woh pav khane ke
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> uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein 'jannat' likha hai.
> To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska lecture attend
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> aa raha hai! , us professor ka naam kya hai???
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> The answer is :Ishq Ki Chhaon.
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> Jinke 'Sir' ho 'Ishq ki Chhaon'
> 'Pav' ke neeche 'Jannat' hogi....
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> Don't scratch ur head, this is a song from the film 'Dil Se'
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> What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
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> Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2
> cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have
> anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
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> Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the
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> Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches
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> Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the
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> Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)
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> 'TIP TIP barsa Pani.
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> Pani ne aag lagayee.'
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> us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee'.
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> A railway station beggar meets another beggar.
> A software engineer meets another software engineer.
> Both of them ask the same question to each other.
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> 'So, which platform are you working on?'
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> Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each
> other and want to get married, but cannot.
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> Ans: Because under Indian laws, 'baal vivaah' is illegal
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