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Articles: Humour | Please laugh
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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I sent it to a few people, and i haad to explain also.
Please laugh
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2a.m. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up. The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife said, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'
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After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. 'How about some perfume?' he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. 'That's a bit much,' said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. 'That's still quite a bit,' Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. 'What I mean', said Tim 'is I'd like to see something really cheap and nasty'. The clerk handed him a mirror.
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