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Articles: Humour | Make me Laugh
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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ENJOYYY...
In TN, well Known Person, Mr Jeppiaar, Chairman of Self Financing Engg Colleges Association, who always speaks in English... Sathyabama college Students have Collected & published the Book Jeppiaar's Spoken English...
Njoy... with his...English....
Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great Mr. Jeppiar.
The stalwart talks to his students:
At the ground:
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All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her... {Means: girl with specs please come here).
To a boy, angrily:
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I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
While punishing students:
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You, rotate the ground four times...
You, go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)
Sir at his best:
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them.
So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - 'Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre'.
Sir at his best inside the Class room:
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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet, boys... the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor.
You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> 'Both of u three get out of the class.'
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver....
Take 5 cm wire of any length...
Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...
Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun. So he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).
At Sathyabama college day 2002:
'This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks, I the happy. Tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy'
At St. Josephs fresh years day 2003:
'No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police'.
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