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Articles: Humour | Jokes
- Mrs. madhavi bhoomasamudram
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Dear all,
I want to share with u all.
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. 'Tim, you be first,' she said. 'What does your mother do all day?'
Tim stood up and proudly said, 'She's a doctor.'
'That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?'
Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, 'My father is a mailman.'
'Thank you, Amie,' said the teacher. 'What about your father, Billy?'
Billy proudly stood up and announced, 'My daddy murders people, steals from them, and drinks.'
The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and asked if there might be some logical explanation.
Billy's father said, 'I'm actually an attorney. But how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?
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A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.
'You look hot, my son,' said the cleric. 'why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand.'
'No thanks,' said the young man.
'My father wouldn't like it.'
'Don't be silly,' the minister said.
'Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water.'
Again the young man protested that his father would be upset. Losing his patience, the clergyman said, 'Your father must be a real slave driver. Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!'
'Well,' replied the young farmer, 'he's under the load of hay.'
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