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Articles: Humour | Very funny and so true
- Prof. venkata ramanamurty mallajosyula
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Kuwaiti parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off.
More than a little distraught, the Kuwaiti grabs his mobile dials 999 and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the Kuwaiti as usual starts screaming hysterically:
'My Porsche, my beautiful black Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it takes at the panel beaters, it'll simply never be the same again!'
After the Kuwaiti finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust: 'I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Kuwaiti's are.
You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.'
'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?', snaps the Kuwaiti.
The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you.
The Kuwaiti looks down in absolute horror 'BLOODY HELL!' he screams................... 'Where's my Rolex ????'
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