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Articles: Humour
Sardar in action
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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Interviewer: What is your date of birth? Sardar: 13th October Interviewer: Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR ---------------------------------------------------------------- Manager (to sardar at an interview): Spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it Sardar: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. ---------------------------------------------------------------- One tourist from USA: Any great man born in this village? Sardar : No sir, only small Babies! ---------------------------------------------------------------- Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: Punjab Boss: Which part? Sardar: Kya which part? Whole body born in punjab. ---------------------------------------------------------------- A sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A passer-by: Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?” Sardar: Can’t you read the board? Parking is only for 2 wheelers. ---------------------------------------------------------------- A sardar gets into a bus on 1st April. When the conductor asks for his ticket, he gives Rs.10/- takes the ticket, and says “April Fool! I have a pass” ---------------------------------------------------------------- A sardar, on the first day of his new job, works till late in the evening on his computer. The boss was happy and asks him what he was doing so late. Says the sardar, “The keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Question: How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars? Answer: Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.... ---------------------------------------------------------------- Museum Administrator : That's a 500-year-old statue you have broken. Banta: Thank God! I thought it was a new one. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Interviewer : How does an electric motor run? Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ..... Inteviewer (shouts): Stop it. Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... ---------------------------------------------------------------- Banta (to a shopkeeper): U cheated me. Shopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta : The radio label shows “Made in Japan”, but the radio says 'This is All India Radio!' ----------------------------------------------------------------

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