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Articles: Humour | Sardar again - Prof. 00782 Maverick
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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks 'tamil therima??'
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... 'Hindi tera baap!!
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2 Sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!...
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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating...
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER'. He replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read: I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewar : what's ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.D.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.D.?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY...
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Amitab : In which state Kavery flows?
Sardar : Liquid state....
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS...
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