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Articles: Humour | Great Sardars came again
- Prof. venkata ramanamurty mallajosyula
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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch network is following me.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!'
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says...
Drink quickly...
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs 10
A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U'VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok!
We'll apply NEXT YEAR
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab.
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still
digging for more..
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!'
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing?
He said-i'm seeing how i look while sleeping.
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