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Articles: Humour | Great Sardars came again
- Prof. venkata ramanamurty mallajosyula
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Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth and I use bathroom frequently.
Friend: Y didn't u Xchnge?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchnge in the lower Berth..
Sardar tells a girl 'Come 2 my house at night, nobody will b there...
Girl goes at night & really nobody was there
A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form he had gone to DELHI for Filling up. U knows y?
FORM said 'FILL UP IN CAPITAL'.
Sardar had twins, he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again the same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!
A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? He said 'SMILE PLEASE'
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth...... WHY? because his doctor advised him 'Todays dinner should be light'
SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa
ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR
ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
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